I like to say, "I'm a real man, I read the manual." In fact I just said this to Mrs. Texy ten minutes ago when discussing the instructions on the side of the shampoo bottle. I read them, so I knew to shake before using. My hair is clean, man. Later I'll show her the recommended method for nuking frozen sausage biscuits.I'm a man I need no manual. Ugh (banging club on ground)
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